You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Narcotics Anonymous
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Mark Twain
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Garrison Keillor
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Benjamin Franklin Wade
It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
Lewis Carroll
Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?
Terry Johnson
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
C.E.M. Joad
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Chuck Palahniuk
This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
George V. Higgins
Never memorize something that you can look up.
Albert Einstein
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
Groucho Marx
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.
Terry Pratchett
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Thomas Szasz
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Albert Einstein
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
Table of Contents
Quote on Reality
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson
Quote on Death
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
Quotes on book
So many books, so little time.
Frank Zappa
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.
Markus Herz
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