Don’t Take Life Too Seriously, 8 Funny Quotes That Make You Realize Smile Exists

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
– Elbert Hubbard

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
– Mitch Hedberg

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
– Les Dawson

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
– Margaret Mead

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
– Sir Norman Wisdom

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
– Dave Barry

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
– Ellen DeGeneres

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