If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
Frank Zappa
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
Frank Zappa
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
Frank Zappa
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
Frank Zappa
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you…and then, the worse things get.
Frank Zappa
Table of Contents
On Books, Education
So many books, so little time.
Frank Zappa
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
On Music
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
Frank Zappa
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
Frank Zappa
On Society
I like to watch the news, because I don’t like people very much and when you watch the news … if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you’re right.
Frank Zappa
Humor Quote
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
Frank Zappa
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