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Funny bachelor life quotes (shorts to long)

I declare that I am a bachelor.
– Julian Eltinge

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
– Samuel Goldwyn

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
– Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
– Phyllis Diller

In my bachelor days, the priority wasn’t learning to cook.
– Rob Lowe

Anything is possible in the Bachelor world.
– Nick Viall

I want to be the most eligible bachelor in New York City.
– Andreja Pejic

I think being the Bachelor is like nothing else.
– Nick Viall

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
– Helen Rowland

Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
– Mae West

The Bachelor’s’ a very interesting thing, you can’t fake your way through it.
– Chris Harrison

I’m probably the only member of the ‘Bachelor’ cast without an agent!
– Jake Pavelka

I’m a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t marry the right woman.
– Richard Roeper

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
– Honore de Balzac

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
– Jean Harris

I don’t miss anything by being a bachelor. I don’t know any happily married couples, not even my parents.
– Lemmy

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can’t soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
– Rutherford B. Hayes

I’ve never gone to a bachelor party, where I didn’t, no matter how much I loved the people there, hate them so much for their disgusting behaviour.
– Brett Gelman

When I was a bachelor with a different girl on my arm every week, people didn’t think I was quite legitimate.
– David H. Koch

I was a bachelor for a long time, and I got into all these really lazy habits work-wise. I’d just work as long as I wanted into the night. There was no structure.
– Lenny Abrahamson

I am not really a cook as such, but I have lived a bachelor life when I first came to Mumbai, so at times I have had to cook for myself for basic survival.
– Sourabh Raj Jain

I didn’t want to go to school for more than four years, and I didn’t know what you did with a bachelor’s in biology. So I switched over and got my degree in communications. I regret it now. It was one of the most idiotic things I ever did.
– Gary Larson

I will only think of settling down after Salman Khan, the other most eligible bachelor, plans to settle down. We are eligible bachelors, but he’s the rock star, so let him get married first; then I’ll think about myself.
– Yuvraj Singh

Funny Confusing bachelor life quotes

I don’t think I’m confirmed bachelor.
– Jack Swigert

I didn’t know how it was to be a bachelor. I never felt like one. I think it’s a mental state.
– Riteish Deshmukh  

I don’t think I’m destined to be the eternal bachelor.
– Jesse Metcalfe

I live right next to a grocery store and I don’t know if it’s the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I’m an idiot because I don’t shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I’m in there sometimes twice a day.
– Seann William Scott

Funny art of a bachelor in life quotes

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
– Helen Rowland

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
– Helen Rowland

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
– Helen Rowland

I’m a bachelor in the old sense of the word, meaning I flirt, I have very many close relationships, but then I come home and like to read my book.
– William Ivey Long

Funny bachelor life quotes politician edition

A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor.
– Lady Bird Johnson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.
– Lady Bird Johnson

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