Funny Birthday Wishes for Best friend (MALE only)

So your best friend’s birthday is coming soon.  You don’t want to send those typical boring wishes and want something fun, You are in the right place, let’s crack it..! I guarantee you that if you send these best funny wishes to your best friend, your friend will start his birthday with a laugh. In this post we also provide funny quotes for best friends (men) and some insulting wishes. He may get angry at you for seeing such funny wishes but don’t worry because he is your best friend. Find the wish that suits your circumstances.

Funny birthday wishes for best friend male

Happy birthday funny wishes for male best friend

Happy birthday you fool..! You are the only person i remember birthday without facebook notification.

You are older than you were yesterday, but don’t worry; you are younger than you will be tomorrow. Happy birthday my best friend.

Happy birthday dumb head..!

Happy Birthday my best friend..! It’s sad that You are one year closer to your death.

Happy birthday. Your age is increasing day by day, so please take care of yourself.

insulting birthday wishes for best friend

Congratulations on getting slightly older

Happy Birthday my best friend, you are funny, smart and intelligent, just like me!

Happy birthday idiot.  Please do not eat the cake alone.

Funny birthday wishes for best friend male

Don’t worry about the future, I’m sure you’ll have a bright one. Don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the present, I don’t have one for you!

I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. Happy birthday my best friend

Do you know that birthday is good for you…? Studies have shown that the more you have, the longer you live!

Now it’s okay to light candles on your birthday cake…. I have already alerted the fire department. Happy birthday you fool

Happy birthday my best friend..! Always Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday

Congratulations for being born a long time ago.

Happy birthday..! Do not hurt yourself, please take care when blowing all those candles!

I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy birthday boy.

You are so old my friend, your birth certificate shows it’s over. Happy birthday my best friend.

insulting birthday wishes for best friend

A wise man once said….“Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I want to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”. Happy birthday my best friend

Life is very short .. As long as you have teeth, keep a smile on your face. happy birthday my best friend

Insulating Birthday wishes for best friend

You know, I have never seen a fool like you till today. Happt birthday my best friend.

insulting birthday wishes for best friend

Happy birthday my best friend. It took you [age] years to look this good!

At least you’re not as old as you look. Happy birthday..!

Happy birthday my best friend, At least take a bath today and wear a nice dress.

Happy birthday and congratulations because You are so grown up now that you need a big cake for your birthday.

Happy birthday to the man who is actually younger than his looks.

I’m afraid, you don’t look young nowadays, Happy birthday buddy

One year closer to becoming a old geezer. Happy birthday my unlucky friend.

Today my best friend, you have made me very grateful for something, you know what it is?  I am not the oldest person here! Hapy birthday my best friend.

Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too.

Funny Quotes for Best friend Birthday

Don’t wait until it’s too late. Eat that slice of cake!

Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. –Larry Lorenzoni

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. –Ogden Nash

Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. –Norman Wisdom

My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
–Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. –Gracie Allen

Gray hair is God’s graffiti. –Bill Cosby

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. –Billie Burke

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. –Bob Hope

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