FUNNY but DEEP quotes by Oscar Wilde

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first of all, how are you? I hope you alright, anyway in this blog we provide some of the best funny Quotes by Oscar Wilde, these Quotes are very funny in someway but there is a very deep meaning behind these funny Quotes, So Enjoy Yourself.

ON INTELLEGENCE
Funny intelligence quote by oscar wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

ON FORGIVENESS

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

ON OPTIMISM

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

ON OPINION
Funny opinion quote by oscar wilde

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

ON WOMEN

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

ON HUMOR
Funny quote on frienship and humor by oscar wilde

I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.

ON MISTAKES AND EXPERIENCE

Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

ON TRUTH

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

ON DEATH AND PEACE

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.

ON CYNIC

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

ON GENDER

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being

ON FASHION
Funny quotes on fashion

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

ON FRIENDSHIP

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.

ABOUT HIMSELF
Funny quote by oscar wilde2

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

ABOUT THANKSGIVING

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.

ON MARRIGE AND DISAPPOINTMENT

Never marry at all, Dorian. Men marry because they are tired, women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.

ON SUSPENSE
The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last

The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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