Life is full of ups and downs but still, life goes on, Life never waits for anyone. There are problems in everyone’s life, when there is a problem, an opportunity is hidden in the form of a solution, So we should always be positive and calm.
In this post, we try to give you some laughs with these funny life problem quotes. Best funny problem quotes to motivate you every day in your life.
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Funny life problems Quotes
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. – Alfred A. Montapert
The main cause of problems is solutions.
I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. – Mitch Hedberg
Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them. – Lou Holtz
If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
The problem is that you think more and do less. – Nitin Namdeo
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. – Albert Einstein
The only problem with a problem is the problem. – Julieanne O’Connor
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem. – Joseph Stalin
I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police. – Keith Richards
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin
If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don’t understand the problems and you don’t understand the technology. – Bruce Schneier
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. – Charles M. Schulz.
Dwellers on problems don’t fly with God. There’s no loophole. – John M. Sheehan
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? – George Carlin
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny. – Stephen Hawking
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. – Robert Frost.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
– Charles Shulz
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
– Dale Carnegie
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
– Woody Allen
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
– Woody Allen
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
– Gertrude Stein
I am only human, although I regret it.
– Mark Twain
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
– Katharine Hepburn
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
– George V. Higgins
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
– Will Rogers
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
– Elbert Hubbard
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
– Stephen Hawking
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.
– Robert Frost
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
– William Goldman
Sometimes life knocks you on your ass… get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.
– Steve Maraboli
I’ve never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn’t fix.
– Sarah Ockler
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
– Cathy Guisewite
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
– Marjorie Pay Hinckley
Reality continues to ruin my life.
– Bill Watterson
Many people pray to be kept out of unexpected problems.
Some people pray to be able to confront and overcome them.
– Toba Beta
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
– Isaac Asimov
I don’t want to be a genius-I have enough problems just trying to be a man.
– Albert Camus
The difficult problems in life always start off being simple. Great affairs always start off being small.
– Lao Tzu
Life problem quotes
( MORE QUOTES RELATED TO LIFE PROBLEMS )
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
– Lewis Grizzard
Walking is my main method of relaxation. I don’t go over my lines or try to solve the world’s problems, I just enjoy the scenery and the wildlife. – Kevin Whately
Our problems sometimes show the degree of our relationship with God. – Dr Paul Gitwaza
Problems don’t get better with age. If you fail to address tooth decay, it will come back to bite you. – Frank Sonnenberg
Life is a never-ending stream of problems that must be confronted, surmounted, and/or solved. – Mark Manson
When I look out at the people and they look at me and they’re smiling, then I know that I’m loved. That is the time when I have no worries, no problems. – Etta James
Think logically, and you have a chance to solve a problem. Reacting emotionally to it prolongs and worsens your dilemma. – Stewart Stafford
Most of the problems are in our minds which we create ourselves. – Nitin Namdeo
We try to fix the outside so much, but our control of the outer world is limited, temporary, and often, illusory.
– Matthieu Ricard
If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it’s not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.
– Dalai Lama XIV
The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have known since long.
– Ludwig Wittgenstein
The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have known since long.
– Ludwig Wittgenstein
Never cry because you have mountains of problem in your hands to solve. Always smile because each problems will someday resolve.
– Santosh Kalwar
Every solution to every problem is simple. It’s the distance between the two where the mystery lies.
– Derek Landy
Sometimes problems don’t require a solution to solve them; instead they require maturity to outgrow them.
– Steve Maraboli
If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.
– Robert Fulghum
Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.
– Nick Hornby,
The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology. And it is terrifically dangerous, and it is now approaching a point of crisis overall.
– Edward O. Wilson
Look at the stars. It won’t fix the economy. It won’t stop wars. It won’t give you flat abs, or even help you figure out your relationship. But it’s important. It helps you to remember that you and your problems are both infinitesimally small and conversely, that you are a piece of an amazing and vast universe.
– GoodQuotes
Funny Life Quotes
(BONUS QUOTES)
The only real battle in life is between hanging on and letting go.
– Shannon L. Alder
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
– Alan Dundes
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
– Mark Twain
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
– Terry Pratchett
If you don’t know where you’re going, any road’ll take you there.
– George Harrison
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
– Charlie Chaplin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
– Niels Bohr
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.
– J.M. Barrie
you fix what you can fix and you let the rest go. If there ain’t nothin to be done about it it aint even a problem. It’s just a aggravation.
– Cormac McCarthy
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
– Mark Twain
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
– Albert Einstein
Short cuts make long delays.
– J.R.R. Tolkien
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that’s where it should stay.
– Christopher Hitchens
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