80+ Funny Life Problems Quotes That You Might Find Surprising

Life is full of ups and downs but still, life goes on, Life never waits for anyone. There are problems in everyone’s life, when there is a problem, an opportunity is hidden in the form of a solution, So we should always be positive and calm.
In this post, we try to give you some laughs with these funny life problem quotes. Best funny problem quotes to motivate you every day in your life.

Funny life problems Quotes

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. – Alfred A. Montapert

The main cause of problems is solutions.

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. – Mitch Hedberg

Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them. – Lou Holtz

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

The problem is that you think more and do less. – Nitin Namdeo

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. – Albert Einstein

The only problem with a problem is the problem. – Julieanne O’Connor

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem. – Joseph Stalin

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police. – Keith Richards

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin

If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don’t understand the problems and you don’t understand the technology. – Bruce Schneier

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. – Charles M. Schulz.

Dwellers on problems don’t fly with God. There’s no loophole. – John M. Sheehan

Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? – George Carlin

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny. – Stephen Hawking

If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them. 

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. – Robert Frost.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
– Dylan Thomas

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
– Charles Shulz

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
– Dale Carnegie

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
– Woody Allen

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
– Woody Allen

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
– Gertrude Stein

I am only human, although I regret it.
– Mark Twain

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
– Katharine Hepburn

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
– George V. Higgins

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
– Will Rogers

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
– Elbert Hubbard

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
– Stephen Hawking

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.
– Robert Frost

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
– William Goldman

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass… get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.
– Steve Maraboli

I’ve never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn’t fix.
– Sarah Ockler

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
– Cathy Guisewite

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
– Marjorie Pay Hinckley

Reality continues to ruin my life.
– Bill Watterson

Many people pray to be kept out of unexpected problems.
Some people pray to be able to confront and overcome them.
– Toba Beta

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
– Isaac Asimov

I don’t want to be a genius-I have enough problems just trying to be a man.
– Albert Camus

The difficult problems in life always start off being simple. Great affairs always start off being small.
– Lao Tzu

Life problem quotes


The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
– Lewis Grizzard

Walking is my main method of relaxation. I don’t go over my lines or try to solve the world’s problems, I just enjoy the scenery and the wildlife. – Kevin Whately

Our problems sometimes show the degree of our relationship with God. – Dr Paul Gitwaza

Problems don’t get better with age. If you fail to address tooth decay, it will come back to bite you. – Frank Sonnenberg

Life is a never-ending stream of problems that must be confronted, surmounted, and/or solved. – Mark Manson

When I look out at the people and they look at me and they’re smiling, then I know that I’m loved. That is the time when I have no worries, no problems. – Etta James

Think logically, and you have a chance to solve a problem. Reacting emotionally to it prolongs and worsens your dilemma. – Stewart Stafford

Most of the problems are in our minds which we create ourselves. – Nitin Namdeo

We try to fix the outside so much, but our control of the outer world is limited, temporary, and often, illusory.
– Matthieu Ricard

If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it’s not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.
– Dalai Lama XIV

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have known since long.
– Ludwig Wittgenstein

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have known since long.
– Ludwig Wittgenstein

Never cry because you have mountains of problem in your hands to solve. Always smile because each problems will someday resolve.
– Santosh Kalwar

Every solution to every problem is simple. It’s the distance between the two where the mystery lies.
– Derek Landy

Sometimes problems don’t require a solution to solve them; instead they require maturity to outgrow them.
– Steve Maraboli

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.
– Robert Fulghum

Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.
– Nick Hornby,

The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology. And it is terrifically dangerous, and it is now approaching a point of crisis overall.
– Edward O. Wilson

Look at the stars. It won’t fix the economy. It won’t stop wars. It won’t give you flat abs, or even help you figure out your relationship. But it’s important. It helps you to remember that you and your problems are both infinitesimally small and conversely, that you are a piece of an amazing and vast universe.
– GoodQuotes

Funny Life Quotes


The only real battle in life is between hanging on and letting go.
– Shannon L. Alder

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
– Alan Dundes

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
– Mark Twain

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
– Terry Pratchett

If you don’t know where you’re going, any road’ll take you there.
– George Harrison

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
– Charlie Chaplin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein

If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
– Niels Bohr

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.
– J.M. Barrie

you fix what you can fix and you let the rest go. If there ain’t nothin to be done about it it aint even a problem. It’s just a aggravation.
– Cormac McCarthy

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
– Mark Twain

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
– Albert Einstein

Short cuts make long delays.
– J.R.R. Tolkien

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
– Chuck Palahniuk

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that’s where it should stay.
– Christopher Hitchens

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