Family is love, there are many ups and downs in the family. Whatever happens in the family, in the end the only thing that matters is that without the family we cannot live. How much fun is there in a family. So here are the best 54 funny shorts family quotes. You can go through each category. Before that please make sure you are in the place where laughter applies.
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Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
– Wayne Huizenga
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
– George Bernard Shaw
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
– Buddy Hackett
Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.
– Rick Riordan
Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.
– Unknown
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
– George Burns
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
– George Carlin
If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
In some families, ‘please’ is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was ‘sorry’.
– Margaret Laurence
One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.
– Jonathan Safran Foer
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Being part of a family means smiling for photos.
– Harry Morgan
I was normal two kids ago.
– Unknown
Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.
– Art Linkletter
In my family, crazy doesn’t skip a generation.
– Unknown
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. – Cary Grant
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
– Erma Bombeck
Home is wherever my bunch of crazies are.
– Unknown
Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
– Wayne H.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
– W.C. Fields
Some call it chaos we call it family.
– Unknown
I sustain myself with the love of family.
– Maya Angelou
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman
My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.
– Unknown
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
– Rodney Dangerfield
I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?
– Jeff Lindsay
I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.
– Ugo Betti
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
– Anthony Anderson
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short funny quotes on each family members
So, here are some helirious quotes on specific family member that you can relate to yourself and your relationship with other family members
Short Funny Quotes on Siblings
Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
– Patricia McCann
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
– Robert Brault
You can kid the world, but not your sister.
– Charlotte Gray
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
– Bob Hope
Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.
– Lemony Snicket
short funny quotes on children in a family
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
– Buddy Hackett
Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
– David Frost
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
– P.J. O’Rourke
What strange creatures brothers are!
– Jane Austen
Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it.
– Erma Bombeck
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
– Henry Fielding
Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
– Ray Romano
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them.
– Erma Bombeck
Grandparents and Grandchildren
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet.
– Gene Perret
Children are a great comfort in your old age-and they help you reach it faster, too.
– Lionel Kauffman
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
– Sam Levenson
As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your grandmother.
– Prince William
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
– Lewis Mumford
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Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
– Jerry Seinfeld
Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.
– Unknown
Family is just accident…They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.
– Marsha Norman
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
– Jeff Foxworthy
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families, that they are least two-thirds incontinent.
– Robert Brault
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
– Evan Esar
Family is a blessing. Just keep saying that when you are irritated by something a family member says.
– Marcelina Hardy
Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?
– Rick Riordan
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