50+ Short Funny Hilarious Family Quotes For Fun But It’s Reality

Family is love, there are many ups and downs in the family. Whatever happens in the family, in the end the only thing that matters is that without the family we cannot live. How much fun is there in a family. So here are the best 54 funny shorts family quotes. You can go through each category. Before that please make sure you are in the place where laughter applies.

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Top 10

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
– Wayne Huizenga

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
– George Bernard Shaw

Funny short Family Quotes

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
– Buddy Hackett

Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.
– Rick Riordan

Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.
– Unknown

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
– George Burns

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
– George Carlin

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

In some families, ‘please’ is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was ‘sorry’.
– Margaret Laurence

Funny short Family Quotes

One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.
– Jonathan Safran Foer

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More short funny quotes about family for you

(So here are the quotes which you can use as caption for Instagram or any other social network)

Being part of a family means smiling for photos.
– Harry Morgan

I was normal two kids ago.
– Unknown

Posterity is the patriotic name for grandchildren.
– Art Linkletter

In my family, crazy doesn’t skip a generation.
– Unknown

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. – Cary Grant

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
– Erma Bombeck

Home is wherever my bunch of crazies are.
– Unknown

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
– Wayne H.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
– W.C. Fields

Some call it chaos we call it family.
– Unknown

short funny caption on family

I sustain myself with the love of family.
– Maya Angelou

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman

My family is temperamental. Half temper, half mental.
– Unknown

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
– Rodney Dangerfield

I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?
– Jeff Lindsay

I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.
– Ugo Betti

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
– Anthony Anderson

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short funny quotes on each family members

So, here are some helirious quotes on specific family member that you can relate to yourself and your relationship with other family members

Short Funny Quotes on Siblings

Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
– Patricia McCann

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
– Robert Brault

Short Funny Quotes on Siblings

You can kid the world, but not your sister.
– Charlotte Gray

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
– Bob Hope

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.
– Lemony Snicket

short funny quotes on children in a family

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
– Buddy Hackett

Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
– David Frost

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
– P.J. O’Rourke

What strange creatures brothers are!
– Jane Austen

Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus

short funny quotes on children in a family

The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it.
– Erma Bombeck

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
– Henry Fielding

Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
– Ray Romano

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with white carpet is one of them.
– Erma Bombeck

Grandparents and Grandchildren

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet.
– Gene Perret

Children are a great comfort in your old age-and they help you reach it faster, too.
– Lionel Kauffman

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
– Sam Levenson

As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your grandmother.
– Prince William

Grandparents and Grandchildren

Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
– Lewis Mumford

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Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
– Jerry Seinfeld

Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can’t.
– Unknown

Family is just accident…They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.
– Marsha Norman

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
– Jeff Foxworthy

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families, that they are least two-thirds incontinent.
– Robert Brault

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
– Friedrich Nietzsche

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
– Evan Esar

Family is a blessing. Just keep saying that when you are irritated by something a family member says.
– Marcelina Hardy

Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?
– Rick Riordan


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