Living with a roommate can be tough, but it’s even tougher when they’re your ex! Here are 40+ funny birthday wishes to help you celebrate your ex-roommate’s special day:
“Happy birthday to the best ex-roommate ever! I’m so glad we don’t have to live together anymore.”
“Happy birthday to my ex-roommate! May your cake be as sweet as the taste of revenge when you discover that I hid all the toilet paper in your room. Enjoy your day!”
“I know we didn’t always get along, but I still wish you a happy birthday. Just try not to make too much noise tonight, I’m trying to sleep.”
“Wishing a hilarious birthday to the ex-roommate who always managed to eat my leftovers without leaving a trace. May your fridge forever be filled with mysteriously disappearing food, and may you never be able to find the culprit!”
“I’m so glad we’re not roommates anymore. Now I can finally have my own bathroom!”
“I know we had our ups and downs, but I’ll never forget the time you…” (insert funny story about your ex-roommate here).
“Happy birthday to the ex-roommate who somehow managed to sleep through earthquakes, fire alarms, and my horrible singing in the shower. Your ability to sleep like a rock is truly impressive! May you continue to sleep soundly through all the chaos of life, and may you never be woken up by anything less than a freight train!”
“Happy birthday to the worst roommate ever! Just kidding, you were actually pretty great. Except for that one time you…” (insert embarrassing story about your ex-roommate here).
“Sending birthday wishes to the ex-roommate who could turn a simple trip to the grocery store into an adventure worthy of a comedy film. May your life always be filled with unexpected hilarity, and may you never run out of funny stories to tell!”
“I hope your birthday is filled with all the things you love… like pizza, beer, and not having to live with me.”
“Happy birthday to my former roommate, the master of leaving dirty dishes in the sink. May your future endeavors involve a dishwasher and a personal maid, so that you never have to lift a finger again!”
“Happy birthday to my ex-roommate! I’m so glad we’re still friends, even though we don’t live together anymore.”
“Wishing a laughter-filled birthday to the ex-roommate who never failed to startle me by hiding behind doors and popping out at the most unexpected times. May karma gift you with endless jump scares, so that you can experience the same fear and terror that you inflicted on me!”
“I know we’re not as close as we used to be, but I still think of you as a friend. Happy birthday!”
“Happy birthday to the ex-roommate who claimed to have a secret stash of cookies but always conveniently forgot where it was when I was craving some. May you find your hidden cookie treasure one day, and may it be so delicious that it makes up for all the times you left me cookieless!”
“I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and that the year ahead is filled with happiness and success.”
“Sending birthday wishes to the ex-roommate who could turn a mundane evening of Netflix into a sidesplitting comedy marathon. May your sense of humor continue to light up every room you enter, and may you never run out of funny things to say!”
“Happy birthday to my ex-roommate! I’m so glad we had the chance to live together, even though it didn’t always work out.”
“Happy birthday to the best ex-roommate ever! I still remember the time you left the stove on and almost burned down the apartment. Good times!”
“I’m so glad we’re not roommates anymore. Now I can have guests over without having to worry about you stealing their food or using all of my toilet paper.”
“Happy birthday to the world’s worst roommate! You were always late on rent, you never cleaned up after yourself, and you snored like a freight train. But I still miss you.”
“Happy birthday to the ex-roommate with the impeccable talent of always choosing the noisiest snacks during late-night study sessions. May you forever be surrounded by the crunchiest and loudest snacks, so that you can never get a good night’s sleep!”
“I hope you have a happy birthday, ex-roommate! Just remember, if you ever need a place to stay, my couch is always available. For a fee.”
“Happy birthday to the person who taught me the true meaning of patience. Thanks for being such a pain in the neck!”
“I’m so glad we’re not roommates anymore. Now I can finally have peace and quiet. And I can sleep through the night without being woken up by your snoring.”
“Happy birthday to the person who made me appreciate my own cleanliness. Thanks for being such a slob!”
“I hope you have a happy birthday, ex-roommate! Just remember, if you ever need a favor, I’ll be sure to charge you double.”
“Happy birthday to the person who taught me the importance of boundaries. Thanks for always crossing them!”
“I’m so glad we’re not roommates anymore. Now I can finally have my own space. And I can do whatever I want, whenever I want.”
“Happy birthday to the person who made me realize that I don’t have to put up with other people’s crap. Thanks for being such a pain in the neck!”
“I hope you have a happy birthday, ex-roommate! Just remember, if you ever need a friend, I’ll be there for you. But only if you pay me.”
“Happy birthday to the person who made me appreciate my own sanity. Thanks for being such a nutcase!”
“I’m so glad we’re not roommates anymore. Now I can finally relax and be myself. And I can do it without having to worry about you judging me.”
“Happy birthday to the person who taught me the importance of forgiveness. Thanks for being such a jerk!”
“I hope you have a happy birthday, ex-roommate! Just remember, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll be there for you. But only if you promise to stop being such a drama queen.”
“Happy birthday to the person who made me realize that I can handle anything. Thanks for being such a challenge!”
“I’m so glad we’re not roommates anymore. Now I can finally have my own life. And I can do it without having to worry about you interfering.”
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