45+ Funny Patience Quotes to Learn Patience

Patience is the most important thing that helps you and takes you to the eternal. Patience can literally save you from anything. Coming to the point, I don’t know why you are searching for funny patience quotes but surely you will find funny patience quotes here, We have collected the most humorous patience quotes for you. These quotes are not exactly funny but these are seriously funny quotes from which you will get some humour. Read each and every quote in this post, then you will be able to relate to the quote you are looking for.

Funny Patience Quotes

Patience is the art of concealing your impatience.
– Guy Kawasaki

Life it too short to deal with crazy people.
– Karen E. Quinones Miller

Patience has never been my strong suit.
– Michael Chiklis

Patience is the secret to good food.
– Gail Simmons

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
– Sammy Davis, Jr.

No, I will be the pattern of all patience; I will say nothing.
– William Shakespeare

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination.
– Gail Tsukiyama

I’ve learned patience.
– Shannon Briggs

I think patience is a skill and I wish I had it.
– David Duchovny

Aura, I’m really patient, but I’m not a bloody saint.
– Jeri Smith-Ready

I know one of the reasons God gave me kids was to test my patience.
– Faith Hill

I think I have more patience now than I did in the past.
– T. Boone Pickens

She] lost her patience, a thing she was all too prone to misplacing.
– Gail Carriger

Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.
– Neil Gaiman

I still have to work on patience.
– Robert Mueller

Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it’s cowardice.
– George Jackson

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
– Barbara Johnson

I’m terrible with patience.
– Katherine Heigl

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
– Edith Sitwell

I have no patience at all.
– Alan Sugar

Patience is not simply the ability to wait – it’s how we behave while we’re waiting.
– Joyce Meyer

I have no patience for homophobia.
– Dan Levy

Because I have so many brothers and sisters, I think I’m able to have a certain patience.
– Rza

I make really good pasta sauce. The secret to getting it right is just patience and love.
– Banks

I have no patience for wasting time.
– William Clay Ford, Jr.

I can imagine few things more trying to the patience than the long wasted days of waiting.
– Robert Falcon Scott

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
– Arnold H. Glasow

Thank God my parents had an abundance of patience.
– Lexa Doig

Kids teach you a lot of patience.
– Mona Singh

When it comes to work, I have a lot of patience, but otherwise, I am quite impatient.
– Kratika Sengar

Fear is the glue that keeps you stuck. Faith is the solvent that sets you free.
– Shannon L. Alder

Patience is the name of the game in Bollywood.
– Rhea Chakraborty

You’re trying to eat grass that isn’t there. Why don’t you give it a chance to grow?
– Richard Adams

Patience was not my strong point.
– Lauren Bacall

I have very little patience with children.
– Mem Fox

There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience.
– Chuck Tanner

Learning patience was not an easy lesson.
– Michael Douglas

If you want to grow a beard like mine, the only thing I can tell you is that you have to have patience. You just have to let it grow.
– Daniel Bryan

Men need to learn how to deal with women with strength and patience – this is love.
– Jesse Lee Peterson

The most amazing feeling in the world is destroying. It takes so much strength and patience and time to build, and destruction is fast, fast, fast. Explosive.
– Sergei Polunin

More Patience Quotes You Might Like

Waiting is a form of passive persistence.
– Ogwo David Emenike

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
– Leo Tolstoy

Why is patience so important?”
“Because it makes us pay attention.
– Paulo Coelho

Trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
– Moliere

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
– Aristotle

He that can have patience can have what he will.
– Benjamin Franklin

Patience attracts happiness; it brings near that which is far.
– Swahili Proverb

The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.
– Leo Tolstoy

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

Patience is the calm acceptance that things can happen in a different order than the one you have in mind.
– David G. Allen

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