Diogenes is known as one of the founders of the cynicist philosophy. He was a great philosopher. In this post we are selecting the best funny quotes from Diogenes. These quotes are funny as well as very deep

In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.
– Diogenes
Man is the most intelligent of the animals – and the most silly.
– Diogenes
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
– Diogenes
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
– Diogenes
Of what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings?
– Diogenes

Stand a little less between me and the sun.
– Diogenes
It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.
– Diogenes
There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool.
– Diogenes
The great thieves lead away the little thief.
– Diogenes

Most men are within a finger’s breadth of being mad.
– Diogenes
The art of being a slave is to rule one’s master.
– Diogenes
No man is hurt but by himself.
– Diogenes
I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.
– Diogenes

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